My dad wants a copy of Born and Raised c:

So he’ll be borrowing mine until I can get another one.

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10knotes:

Two mama cats who gave birth at the same time, co-mothering their eight new babies.

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(Source: chasing-a-starlight)

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eatsleepdraw:

Katniss Everdeen, Girl On Fire

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Dude

This snapple apple

tastes like legit apple

like straight up liquid apple

you know how most things just taste like artificial versions of themselves? Particularly with orange flavors and banana flavors?

This taste exactly like red apples

This is the only apple juice I’ve tasted that is this much like apples

Apples

I think Liz is the only one that I can be around and sing however I want to whatever song without getting nasty comments.

Which is pretty great.

(Source: wouldyousettleforfantasy)

supernerd-sarah replied to your post: Elizabeth just fixed my wii with her magic fucking fingers.

liz is a wizard. wait… i got it. she’s a LIZARD. …wait no.

Omg Sarah stop making me laugh so much today I am going to suffocate its too early in the morning for this ok

damn

Elizabeth just fixed my wii with her magic fucking fingers.

I was gonna have to spend 100 bucks just to get a new one.

Dodged THAT bullet.

I'm losing it at this whole conversation.

Sarah: Dude. I had a dream last night. Where you, me, and Emily were going to some school thing and on the way I had gotten a burger from Burger King. And I had eaten most of it, with just a little left, by the time I got there. And then Emily snatched it from me and threw it, and it landed on the ground-
Me: Omg
Me: Kill that bitch
Sarah: I got SO. PISSED,
Sarah: I was like THAT WAS MY LUNCH.
Sarah: and lol that was not what you were saying in the dream. dream!you was more like "God Sarah calm the fuck down it was just a little bit of a burger." And I was like STFU JESS YOU KNOW NOTHING. But then I picked it up and put it back in the bag. And I drove back to bk and was like "this fell on the ground, can you give me a new one?" and they did, for free. But they ran out of burger patties so they put chicken nuggets instead.
Me: So I guess this tells us that you obviously see the both of us as the enemy lol
Sarah: Well if we're gonna analyze this dream, everything represents something, right? What do burgers represent?
Me: You really fucking love bk
Sarah: In real life bk is not my favorite.
Me: You really fucking love burgers.
Sarah: I do really fucking love burgers.
Me: According to Google, burgers in dreams mean that you are lacking something in your life.
Me: So
Me: I guess you're really lacking burgers or something.
Sarah: Yes. I am lacking burgers in my life.

Random fucking grammar lesson.

magicmumu:

brookemcpherson:

theloudestsilence16:

Your = you fucking own it
You’re = you fucking are

Their = they fucking own it
There = a fucking place
They’re = they fucking are

. = your sentence is fucking over
, = you need to separate two fucking clauses

 ! = it’s fucking exciting
 ? = what the fucking hell

Anything else?

To = a fucking preposition

Too = fucking also

Two = the number fucking 2

Conscience = Jiminy Fucking Cricket

Conscious = you’re fucking awake and/or aware

bare = mother fucking naked

bear = you better fucking run

it’s = it fucking is

its = it fucking owns it

My dad wants to borrow Born and Raised while hes out driving this morning.

Maybe Mayer is about to have a new fan.

:3

Today is a good day.

I’m officially 18. I just got my unrestricted license. One of my best friends is coming down in the morning to spend the weekend with me (which will consist of shopping and manicures). And it’s sinking in that it’s summer break and I have pretty much nothing to stress me out for the next two months, unless I get a job which I’m hoping to get.

And I’m about to watch Thor finally.

So I’m in a reeeally good mood. :)

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outofthestormintothesun:

Marketing: You’re doing it right.

…wat.

Now my programs are functional but my taskbar and desktop are totally missing.

What kind of witchcraft is this?!

I think iTunes just broke my computer.

Hence why I am making this post from my phone.

Fuck you iTunes. Fuck. You.